StonedPenguin

To change the mind regarding MMORPG games and go from game to game declaring each one is better than the last only to change mind within 1-2 weeeks.

Also refers to being Northern and smoking a lot of drugs.

"I love WoW"
"Dude, you loved EQ2 last week, you're such a StonedPenguin"

by Some Dude December 21, 2004

Stone Wall Jackson

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.

by b ran jannsen May 22, 2008

stoned

Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking.
If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.

1.Ay Cuhz I'm stoned as fuc!
2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man!
3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.

by CeeCrazzy July 13, 2009

sword in the stone

The act occurs when a couple are having sex without a condom and the male does not "pull out" before ejaculating. The idea is that he is suppose to but it feels too good or he just doesnt give a fuck.

"I had sex with Hannah last night and fell victim to the sword in the stone, i busted inside of her."

by NeonBlack26 July 18, 2009

Rolling Stone

A horrible corporate ad-fuck of a magazine that has reviewers who know almost nothing about music. While sometimes they will give high ratings to albums that are worthy, they are often afraid to give shitty pop and pop-punk (Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan etc...) anything under 2 or 3 stars. WTF is that?!?! Not to mention all the crappy rap that they have the nerve to call "art" (not all rap is bad but you wouldn't know that from their reviews) They also take an MTV-esque whiny liberal stance in their politics section (I myself am a strong liberal but I find their articles extremely biased playing into Hollywood style "limousine liberalism")

In the end their just another glorifier (along with radio, the RIAA and MTV) of bad music in America.

Do yourself a favor and support Indie artists and those with actual talent, not top 40 pop/pop-puck/emo/rap songs.

I will say some Rolling Stone's music reviews are unbiased and dead-on, however the majority are complete bullshit.

by Aaron O. October 10, 2005

scissors paper stone

The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.

My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star

by andrew james robertson esq. May 17, 2003

Cold Stone

An ice cream place that is taking over small towns everywhere. It's the equivalent of starbucks. The lines are so long it takes about half an hour to get something. It's ridiculously expensive and the employees sing obnoxious songs when you tip them. It's sooo yuppie.

I'm so bored... lets go to Cold Stone.

Dressed Like THIS! I have to go whore up first, everyone I know will be there!

by Ice Cream Affecianado October 4, 2006