slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.

h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me

by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026

slaningo

The forbidden love child between a snake and a flamingo

"terry, your love is like a slaningo"

by Milford February 6, 2025

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

slut scaping

where males in their 30s or younger look for sluts on a daily basis

hey man do you want to go slut scaping today?

by mr.snickers February 4, 2010

UV Slapping

The kind of UV (texture) mapping created as an afterthought in a 3d model.

There was so much UV slapping on the Princess Diana model that when I rescaled her Peter Pan Collar she wound up with three eye brows.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.

Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.

by The adaptor December 31, 2014

Soul Slaying

Getting a Non Prostate to fuck you for money

Girl: sorry im not interested
Guy: how about i pay you to be interested
Girl: excuse me i jave a job, im not a slut
Guy: i have $500 and a nice hotel so cut the shit
Girl: looks at you woth interest

You both leave.

Guy: i totaly collected a sole last night from a young girl i met at the library, she was not intrested but my friend bengerjiman franklen did some soul slaying

by SteveNorth April 7, 2015