Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

Shouldering

(Verb) : a very intimate distraction from seeing a bare woman’s shoulder that breaks dress code

Bro she got in trouble for shouldering.

I can’t take it when I see her shouldering.

by Blaine train February 21, 2019

Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger

A special burger with tomato

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

i just made this up because funny

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by anonymous February 17, 2022

ware shoals

1-a small town in South Carolina known for the Saluda River and boasts the World's Largest Catfish Feastival. also commonly referred to as "The Shoals" People from The Shoals defend their town fiercely so don't piss them off. Also, if you are from Ninety-Six, SC it's best to stay out of Ware Shoals altogether

Recently gained national publicity for being the home of the cheerleading scandal that was on every news channel in the country.

"Man, I'm gonna head up to The Shoals and jump in the river and cool off."

"We need to head to the Catfish Feastival in Ware Shoals on Memorial day weekend"

by U Know 29692 June 10, 2008

Shoulder Touch

This action is done when someone says something with a sexual connotation, but you are in a social situation in which you can't laugh at the person, or say anything to your friends for fear of being called out. The shoulder touch is done when all in the party KNOW that a sexual innuendo was said, but can't overtly acknowledge it. When engage in a shoulder touch, you casually create an action, such as scratching your shoulder, or adjusting the shoulder of your shirt.

When choosing the Christmas Cantata by Geoffery Bush, the choir director started rehearsal by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's dive right into the Bush, shall we!" Immediately following these words, a group of friends who are sitting far apart would all engaging in a shoulder touch and look at each other.

by OnWisconsin January 14, 2010