Man Secret

Secret only told to other men.

She's not allowed to know, it's a man secret.

by Fegget April 29, 2015

secret blog

A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life

Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.

by Flying Moosefeet October 31, 2007

Secret Fountain

When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.

Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!

by robert1120 December 17, 2008

Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor

Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what

by Samurai-o October 3, 2021

Secret Boog

When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.

"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."

by sonicfast June 2, 2007

secret drawer

A box, drawer, safe, satchel, etc. where somebody's sex items (such as toys, condoms, dirty tissues/toilet paper, and/or lubricants are kept)

The young boy's curious venture turned to one of horror and shock when he discovered his parents' secret drawer in their closet. It took all the effort in the world to keep from throwing up at the sight of the various vibrators, dildos, and lube bottles.

by Mr. DeMille November 13, 2011

Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".

I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.

by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014