Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep
Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret
by Ssnott August 29, 2016
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Man Secret

Secret only told to other men.
She's not allowed to know, it's a man secret.
by Fegget April 29, 2015
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Secret Lesbians

Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married

i.e Sarah and Laken
by Sour Pickle May 05, 2017
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Secret votes

This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.
Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”
by magnateman January 14, 2019
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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime June 04, 2007
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secret drawer

A box, drawer, safe, satchel, etc. where somebody's sex items (such as toys, condoms, dirty tissues/toilet paper, and/or lubricants are kept)
The young boy's curious venture turned to one of horror and shock when he discovered his parents' secret drawer in their closet. It took all the effort in the world to keep from throwing up at the sight of the various vibrators, dildos, and lube bottles.
by Mr. DeMille June 01, 2011
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Secret Fountain

When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.
Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!
by robert1120 December 09, 2008
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