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scrambled egg

sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.
Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.
by instantbreakfast May 1, 2008
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schemy

1. describes low quality street narcotics, typically marijuana
2. perilous, untrustworthy
Don't buy from Pedro, his bags are schemy.
Don't go to Pedro's house, that place is schemy.
by Jed Carpet August 26, 2009
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Sarem

Sarems are usually a kind hearted people

who are is wrongly judged by the people surrounding them.They want nothing more in life then to succeed but are called spoiled.They can get over drahmtic when they want attention or are panicking.They have a strong relationship with christ and come from middle class families.They are very athletic and strong on they inside.They argue a lot because they won't go down without a fight.They are highly disliked by there peers but they can't do anything.They are very incicure and can't stop crushing on one boy and one boy only. They are shortemperd and love making friends and keep the good ones.They have a beautiful smile that shines.
Sarem kicked the ball across the field and smiled while her peers looked at her and snarled
by Stacey loves daddy 6697 March 24, 2021
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This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.
When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.
by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009
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scrambled eggs

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.
I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?
by Maul June 2, 2004
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.
by Mattie Love August 28, 2016
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Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.
Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*
by Annubrius October 12, 2008
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