Sam

Which one of you laxtation crap Sissy Fucked my Cousion

Stoopid asss yankee fuck all im a redneck named sam

by Sammmmy Dadddy May 10, 2019

Sam

a tall skinny ass bitch who is very hairy

Sam shut the fuck up

by computerroom101 November 24, 2021

Sam

A very gay person who likes cock in there mouth 24/7 and will swallow cum from a big black guy

Niba1: what’s up sam
Niba2: I like men

by Juanito el pito January 19, 2019

The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you

OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!

by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019

Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.

"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"

by Stijner June 20, 2019

Sam

Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.

Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.

by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017

Sam

A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks

whos that guy?
That gay kid? Why thats Sam!

by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018