A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
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Sam is defined as a very arrogant weirdo who thinks he knows everything about Hettie but really doesn't. He is self-obsessed in masturbating but still can't turn on any girls. The only girl that is attracted to him is Charlie Baker. When they Fuck truffle butter comes out Charlie's ass hole. The only down side to this is they both share Charlie's cold. When Charlie sucks Sam dick Sam can't let an orgasm out because he is so sick.
Charlie: Hey Sam, wanna cum over so we can make some truffle butter?
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????
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Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.
Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.
Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.
Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.
Sam is very smart
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