Sam 

A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.

"Look at that pretentious git, what a Sam!"

Sam by Turner4 March 19, 2013

Sam 

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

Sam by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013

Sam 

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

Sam by Big D*** June 2, 2015

Sam 

A man with a Small penis

Man my friend has such a Sam

Sam by This_i_S_a_NAME April 26, 2016

Sam 

Sam is defined as a very arrogant weirdo who thinks he knows everything about Hettie but really doesn't. He is self-obsessed in masturbating but still can't turn on any girls. The only girl that is attracted to him is Charlie Baker. When they Fuck truffle butter comes out Charlie's ass hole. The only down side to this is they both share Charlie's cold. When Charlie sucks Sam dick Sam can't let an orgasm out because he is so sick.

Charlie: Hey Sam, wanna cum over so we can make some truffle butter?
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????

Sam by JeuJeuB May 20, 2016

sam 

ugly girl that likes mason she is so horny for mason. She has a fucked up lip and she is so nasty she is so fat no one likes this ugly hoe

sam ugly hoe

sam by gaige forrest March 7, 2017

Sam 

This is a unisex name so people often say "Wait isn't that a guys name."

Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.

Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.

Sam is very smart

Sam by xx_s.tae_xx June 18, 2017