salmon helmet

Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".

A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.

I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.

by Sticker1499 July 30, 2008

Salisbury

City on the located on the outskirts of nowhere. Imagine Hell now add lots of clay and a state transportation museum and you have it. North Carolina's best football team can be located on its outskirts in Mt. Ulla.

Person: "I'm From Salisbury."
Man Next to Him: "I feel for you."

by The True Odin March 5, 2009

awkward salmon

putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio

dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon

by dugout October 5, 2010

Salish Matter

weird ass little white girl who is currently 13 and manipluated into tiktok trends. she is a wannabe gangster, dressing in revealing clothes, getting into the NYC bronx scene, etc. what makes her even worse is that she is trying so hard to fit in w the latina and black girls. she thinks her whole life is based of her career, but her dad spent half his life raising the children + building up his reputation. all the other girls get into the Y2K scene and buy pro club and instagram clothing brands, but what does she do to fit in? remove her past and get some damn target clothes for kids. fucking retard

Salish Matter is a bitch.
Salish Matter is a wannabe Latina.
Salish Matter only rocks Target Clothes.
Salish Matter is milking off her dad for money.
Salish Matter is your local dumbass in the Hills.

by amarihahawtflmao April 10, 2023

Backdoor Salesman

1. One who offers a product or service in exchange for anal sex.

1. Guy 1: "The weirdest guy came over today, he tried to sell me a timeshare in exchange for anal"

Guy 2: "must be a backdoor salesman."

by :)XVX(: May 9, 2010

Ninja Salmon

A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.

Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.

by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012

dog salmon

Can either be an insult or a compliment depending on the situation.

Zelda : oh my god I can speak Irish
Sica : shut the fuck up you dog salmon.

by Googletranslateforspeds October 15, 2015