Bob Saget

The testicle that sagets and bobs a little more than the other one. He hangs a little lower.

Ironically Bob Saget (the HUMAN) made a majority of his money showing videos of everyday guys catching one to their respective Bob Sagets.

These pants are too tight! Bob Saget can't ventilate.

by MJTJ February 13, 2008

Coon's Age

a very long time

I've been waiting a Coon's Age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!

by doogface August 23, 2012

Bob Saget

Taking a poop, while masturbating, and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

Last night I got really bored and did a Bob Saget in the bathroom.

by Danny K May 17, 2006

Bob Saget

The act of having intercourse with a woman, then, post-climax, pushing her down a flight of stairs while videotaping, and finally sending the video of her descent (set to appropriately zany music) to “America's Funniest Home Videos”.

"Dude, my Bob Saget was actually aired on TV! I won $20,000!"

"It's a good thing I videotaped my Bob Saget; now they can only charge me with CONSPIRACY to murder!"

by The Rat Man January 17, 2009

Saget

1. Bob Saget, star of "Full House" and "America's Funniest Home Videos". Also had a cameo in "Half-Baked". Known as the lamest comedian in the history of man, and according to himself, is a wordchickenhead/word.

god<yuo<saget

by MMBKG September 8, 2003

Oh Bob Saget!

The Tourette's Guy's signature catchphrase. He says "Oh Bob Saget!" instead of "shit" or "fuck" when he is frustrated. When something goes right, he also says "oooohhh yeah! The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!"

(spills beer on table) "OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT!!!!"

by rosenovarocks April 13, 2020

dog's age

A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age.

(From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad
happened today."
Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you."
Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer."
Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong."

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009