red rod

The term used describe your penis which hurts from a "beating of the meat " session.

Linda: "What's wrong Jim? You got blue balls ?"
Jim: "No Linda, I have a red rod and it's really buttering my biscuits."

by Captain Anxiety December 29, 2018

Northern Rod

A northern rod is a travelling device consisting of an erect penis shaft with an uncanny geographical sense that easily rivals any compass or gps.The first northern rod ever recorded was over a cross canadian roadie near the latter part of a 2010 summer.

Graham was so confident that his northern rod would always point north and lead his fellow blumpkin boys to their destination."

by spoonylove from upabove August 11, 2010

Vomit Rod

When you go down on some guy hammered drunk, and then you vomit all over his rod.

I had a little bit too much to drink, vomited all over his rod, and then I fooled around with his vomit rod...

by glowsticks May 6, 2014

slop rod

penis, cock; as reference to a blow job.

She sucked on his slop rod all night.

by gtrdone June 28, 2007

Rod Cod

My man, Rod Cod, is so cool like he so cool that his name is cool too. I bet nobody is as cool as Rod Cod the man the myth the legend.

Yo Rod Cod Wassup My Coolio Julio.

by urbanLicker February 19, 2019

tit-rod

a noun normally used in a bitter or angry tone to insult a person in a manner demonstrating intense dis-like or hatred.

That tit-rod over there is being a complete douche; fuck him.

by greg04 June 3, 2008

Rod Head

A fishing enthusiast who enjoys getting off on his boat.

The rod head is always out on the lake.

by gabbrotherock February 10, 2015