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Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
Me: No
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009
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by Twilighter February 23, 2008
Get the Robert Pattinson mug.1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 6, 2009
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