Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025

Dead Roaching

Being tired to the extent where one does not move during sleep.

Dude I'm so tired, I'm going to be dead roaching it tonight.

by AnTi0606 January 31, 2019

TBG Roach

A pussy ass bitch who drops steady ass, gets no motion and has a lack of bitches. He also wants to fornicate with other rappers such as "Da Baby". You'll will often find TBG with at least 1 cock in is mouth at any given time. He also has unprotected gay sex with his producer "Dufinkle"

YOOO CFA YoungBoy smoking on that TBG Roach pack!

by CFA YoungBoy July 8, 2023

Roached

Past tense of reaching out

“I roached out to you a few weeks ago, you never responded.”

by dime & dyl May 14, 2025

Stalk roach

A person who is the lowest form of a.gang

The thestalker

The guy who stalked me was so sleazy that I called him a stalk roach.

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020

sofa roaches

A group of Teenagers occupying a lounge room. Esp. if there is an insufficient number of seats .

I can't watch the football because the TV room is full of sofa roaches.

by Roozy666 April 26, 2019

Johm Roaches

The superior nickname for Jawn Rocha, a photographer best known for photographing the pop-punk band Waterparks on a number of their tours.

“Yo, what’s that band photographer guy’s name again? Something like John, but spelled weird...”
“he be johm roaches”

by regenerating degenerate September 18, 2018