Richard Barkauskas

A tall mexican who enjoys hopping borders from Mexico to Texas and back again. Also, everytime a penny is sighted, he hopps towards it.

guy1: OMG look at that guy jumping the fence!
guy2: nah, he's just a Richard Barkauskas.

by Color The Jew August 15, 2010

Richard Dawkins

Most famous as an evolutionary biologist, Richie D. is the author of titles such as The Selfish Gene, The Blind Watchmaker, Climbing Mount Improbable, and recently, Unweaving the Rainbow. A graduate of Oxford University, he has taught zoology at the universities of California and Oxford.

One of the biggest names out there supporting evolution, this scientist is also stunningly handsome, or, in the words of young future scientists, "he's a cutie." Just look at that curl. Awwww.

"Richard Dawkins says we evolved from a bucket of primordial soup."

"The Oxford accent and curl tell me that everything Richard Dawkins says is right!"

"POND SCUM!"

by Stacey G September 25, 2005

richard ramirez

The worlds most hottest freaking serial killer to exist. I hope everyone simped for him.

richard ramirez didn't deserve to die

by hAiLeY_iguess December 7, 2021

Richard Nixon

The act of giving a hand-job without the use of spit or lube.

Bob: "How did it go last night?"
Pete: "Could've gone better. She gave me a Richard Nixon."
Bob: "Oh Shit. So your shit's all raw?"
Pete: "Yep!"

by StevieBones December 29, 2010

richard nixon

A Richard Nixon is the act of a woman, or a man, kneeling between two men, and reaching over her head to jerk the men off in a manner similar to Richard Nixon's peace sign gestures.

Wow! Look at that! Cindy's giving those guys a Richard Nixon!

by biggshow13 October 16, 2005

Inhale a Richard

Witty alternative way to say "Suck my Dick"

"He's is such a jerk. He can go Inhale a Richard for all I care."

by Karmageddon90032 December 26, 2016

Dick Richard

Someone who creates a fake profile on any social network (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Etc.) and adds almost everyone from a certain school, town, family, or gang. and talks trash or anything a Douche bag would do. Also know to be a lonely person with no life!

Example:

Guy 1- Did you see that fake profile on facebook last night?

Guy 2- Yea, That dude is such a Dick Richard

Guy 3- Ikr!!!

by Mr.Awesome84923 September 7, 2011