Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021

Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.

Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*

by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

Revenge queer

Being queer for the sole purpose of getting back at someone.

Dam this guy I knew in college fucked his ex gfs new boyfriend to get back at her!! He’s not gay but he did it for revenge, he’s revenge queer.

by Ray and Albert May 3, 2021

Revengeism

Religion where neither love or hate are real and where death is admired

I turned into revengeism due to heartbreaks

by Chrissrevenge June 8, 2017

Crispy Revenge

Bad Music Taste.

Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..

by dxshy-chan July 16, 2021