minority report

A guy who does not know how to use his hands to please a woman sexually. He moves his hands from genitals to breasts and all over the place. This movement resembles Tom Cruise's character from the film Minority Report when he is using the computer that he controls with the special gloves.

"Hey Susan, how did your date with Sean go last night? "
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."

by dulces120 December 2, 2009

tps reports

T P S - Total piece of shit

by jdb August 22, 2003

reported

Being turned in for being a dummie while showing off your 1337 HaX0r) skillz playing games, especially WoW (World Of Warcraft).

Persehphone: Hey you just ninja'd my chest, now I must slap around your sister and blacklist you from my 1337 guild you n00b.

Agosa: I hate you and you are Reported you underwear sniffer.

by Derek Lewis May 22, 2005

Repetition

To repeat a given statement between two people, expressed in real life using a high or low pitched voice, or on computers by simply adding a "-" prior the statement to be repeated to indicate the repetition.

Eddie: I just biddle bamped!
-Realllllyyyy, That's fuckingg insane!!

Sal: Realllllyyyy, That's fucking insane!!


John: Im going to fix my printer because it got clogged with stickey shit.

Brian: Lol, awesome.

John: - Good fix, good printer, good clogged, good stickey shit.

Brian: Good fix, good printer, good clogged, good stickey shit.

This is a repetition

by Brian Duckworth June 23, 2008

Rupert

A person who deems themselves to be "an absolute joker". When in reality, they have very poor banter.

House mate frapes you with below average banter, in response: "you absolute rupert"

by Lolalo October 7, 2011

Reparte

a party you feel like you've been at before because all the same drunk assholes are there.

Look at all those crunken fools. I swear I am having a reparte moment.

by Scribbling Dame January 26, 2010

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004