hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

English Class is now Real

When u poop

Damn English Class is now REAL up in this porta john

by FukLifeKillUrself October 2, 2022

Real Bitch

An easy-going, classy female that does the right thing no matter what and doesn't care what anyone thinks about that!

"Whip me, beat me, call me Edna... and a Bitch... like it's an insult.... I don't care! I got everything I want and need, Glory Be To God!"

(cloud of dust and turnt up asphalt)

~REAL Bitch

by Blesss u! You can't stop me. October 12, 2013

The Real World

War is immanent. Crime is wide spread. Corruption is law. And money is power. That's just how it all works, as human beings are consumed by there own greed, the world changes along with them. Those who try to call for a change are always struck down by the sword we have come to know as the government. Then again, the majority elect those in government. So it's safe to conclude that those we elect are only elected because we think they will benifit us, but the selfish way we think makes us only think of the benefits of one and not the many. With this type of power looming over us, it's only a matter of time before national calamaty grips this pathetic country.

In the real world, there are no heroes. Only those who benifit the majority,those who benifit from the majority, and those who are layed down by the majority.

by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010

Real Zelda

A three heart run of any Zelda game. May also include other hinderances such as no sword upgrades or additional bottles.

Man, I just got done beating Real Zelda. That was tough work.

by synema March 21, 2009

Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).

Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."

by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

This is where seriousness gets REAL

A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real

A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many

The most important point in anyones life

Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"

by Cman36 January 16, 2011