racist joke

A kind of joke that starts with something like "Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender..."

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says "I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough." The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's not creative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."
- that's what you call a racist joke.

by Justin-WN June 26, 2008

racist dog whistle

What American Democrats call everything they disagree with.

Democrat: Um, excuse me? Did you just say "Merry Christmas?" That is clearly a racist dog whistle for oppressive patriarchal white supremacy.

by Thundernut Williamson November 10, 2021

racist joke

A joke saying something about another race which should not be said but makes people laugh anyway.

First guy: What do you do if you see ure VCR floating in the middle of the night?
Second guy: What?
First guy: Put it down NIGGA!
Second guy: Wow that is some racist joke!

by hoogalyboogalybooROXAN January 25, 2006

racist black person

A black person who doesn't think mostly white people should not live. The white people cannot try to befriend them because the black people won't think it would look good to have a white person around them. The white people just let it go when the blacks call them racial names and cracker mosst of the time, because the white people know they are meaningless since most black people will say that to each and every white person. But when a white person says nigger to a black person they become all angry as if cracker is ok to say to a white person but nigger isn't ok to say to a black person since whites have a history of being racist towards blacks. But they don't know that since they're so stupid and they just watch tv and figured it out, unbelievable! they figured something out! But when black people go around calling other black people nigger, it doesn't madder. It's cool to them. how stupid can you get? Imagine if white people went around calling each other cracker, that would be ridiculous. If a teacher or professor heard a black person call a white person cracker, they wouldn't care, but if a white person called a black person nigger, you would be like arrested. It seems like it's against the law or something. Well, the blacks make it seem like it is.

Dovany: Yo shut teh fuck up cracka.

Kevin: What? I didn't even say anything about you. Man, you are such a racist black person.

by bloodysox August 14, 2006

Racist Day

Racist Day is a day when all racism is valid and happens on July 28th

Sam: You know what day it is today?

Sebi: Yea it's racist day, fuck BLM.

by Sebastian Ferrante July 28, 2021

racist Republican

Liberal term for anyone expressing a Republican or conservative point of view, coming from the belief that all republicans are racist. Espcially in issues involving minorities.

Republican: I believe criminals should be punished.

Liberal: You just want to put black people and undocumented mexican immigrants in jail.

Republican: No, anyone from any race should be jailed if they commit crimes. "Undocumented" mexican immigrants are violating US immigration laws, which is a crime. People of all races should be held accountable for their actions.

Liberal: You damn racist Republican!

by Steveinoregon May 13, 2006

racist fucks

Is two words.
Racist= a cliche word; that has been used so many times it has no power anymore. Considered taboo.
Fucks= a profane words describing sexual acts.

The racist fucks girls all night long and she loves it.

by Zachariah Aryan September 24, 2003