road rules

Rules of the Road.

Red means go.
Green means fly off with a giant moustache with wings.
Do not kill others with your vehicle.
These are the road rules.

by Enter your name here August 2, 2003

Road 22

The end of it all, where you lose everything dear in life....the point where you are jaded forever.

My best friend broke up with his girlfriend, and now he's driving on Road 22.

by Mack October 23, 2004

Road clit

when somebody starts to play with your clit while you drive

My boyfriend wants to get road head in exchange of road clit services

by boloni August 29, 2011

road dog

a person who is consistently "on the road", on the go, or someone who travels to and fro frequently.

an experienced driver, elusive, careful motorist. Transporter.

The way you're driving smoothly makes me think of you as a road dog.

by Fingers McKillJoy March 5, 2007

Road Trip

A lengthy sexual encounter that might involve multiple positions, oral sex, sex toys, dress-up, etc.

Instead of the usual quickie, how would you like to take a road trip tonight?

by SAgent October 16, 2005

Road Warrior

A Massive Queef or Vaginal Fart That Makes Extremely Loud and Violent Comments. The "Road Warrior" Is Viewed By Many As The Queen of All Queefs. The Road Warrior Is Not To Be Taken Lightly And Is Absolutly Not A Joke!

I Was Sitting On The Subway The Other Day When This Women Let Out An Intense "Road Warrior". I Don't Think I Have Ever Been So Disguisted Or Afraid In My Life. The "Road Warrior" Is No Joke! I Found Out The Hard Way.

by Charley Mooshbag April 4, 2009

road rules

The common courtesies extended by drivers to one another; the ethics of the four-way stop; philosophy of turn signals

1. Man, he didn't even signal! Doens't he know road rules?
2. Bastard cut me off! Road rule-ingnorant $^#^%^!@

by Anonymous July 14, 2003