Retarded booty

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

by Seniornegro August 8, 2013

retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

retarded banan

A retarded banan is a banan thats it not a funkunal member of our society. It is probely ofended if you find them beacuse ther live in grupps of five or six.

To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.

Jeff- I have retarded Bananas.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.

by Kaptenkalsipp May 22, 2017

retarded-tities

1. man and I thot she had a retarded tit 2. reject shit 3. idgaf

GUH dat issa a retarded-tities

by bish wtf idc idgaf August 10, 2017

retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

by bigmo October 25, 2017

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019