Definitions by Tk4real

retarded clump of gas 

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

retarded clump of gas by Tk4real January 24, 2018

zariyyah 

A girl who is very smart and pretty. She's humble and modest and intimidates everybody around her.

"Hey, did you finally talk to Zariyyah today"
"No way bro, all she did was look at me and I peed my pants."

zariyyah by Tk4real January 8, 2018