Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.

"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."

by Graffen November 9, 2011

future puking

when your puking so much you start puking things you haven't even eaten yet.

i was so drunk last night that i was in the back yard future puking

by PIG January 3, 2013

cyber pouting

Acting like an adolescent asshole online because you didn't get your way.

Karen never returns my emails ever since I told her I wasn't attracted to her. She must be cyber pouting.

by TINA LOVES YOU November 16, 2019

Rule of Pouting

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.

*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."

by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012

putang ina mo

This means you will get putang in a month.

Yo dawg. Putang ina mo!!!!!

by pvexual November 4, 2008

Putanga

A combination of the words "puta" and "wanga". In English meaning loose bitch.

Oh my gosh look at that girl, she is such a putanga.

by Annette Martinez August 13, 2017

pitin

A pitin is creole for whore
A woman of the night
a red light woman
should be pronounced pita the n in creole is silent

1) eh pitin sousse mwa combien?

(hey whore how much to suck me?)

2) eh ta pitin bousse to liki to mari villan comma mo fess al sousse gogot sinon mo bor to figure

(hey whore fuck off you look like my arse. go and suck a dick or else I will fuck your face)

by The Dual May 17, 2006