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Cock puppet

A term for a sock like vestige that has been ejaculated into and is now soiled, crusty and dripping stale semen.

Could be used as a noun to describe the emotions post coitus with someone or something; or to describe a person who sells themselves or their country out.
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet, I felt used and dirty; and then he threw me out.

Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet. I loved feeling like his cum-dumpster -Shagged and leaking.

The president is Rupert Murdoch's personal cock puppet. He's been used so much, it's now unhygienic!
by zaprime June 28, 2021
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Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.
I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.
by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022
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beelzenef the cursed puppet

A cursed puppet with evil powers did i mention that it is a cat puppet. It is owned by Umehito Nekozawa.
I accidentally stepped on Beelzenef the cursed puppet and now im cursed.
by OMG_hentai_69420 April 3, 2020
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Pink Sock Puppet

A person who has a pink sock from puppetting pro-Russian propaganda.

A Commie Pinko or a cheerleader for Vladmir Putins war crimes against humanity.
Elon Musk is a Pink Sock Puppet. Daddy Vladdy's all in that ass up to his armpit.
by Man Of iLL Repute October 11, 2022
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SOCK PUPPET

Using a sock to jerk off into while operating an automobile. Thus having the sock catch your junk, preventing a mess all over your dash board and wind sheild.
I was bored on my way to work so I decided to bust out my sock puppet and jerk my junk before I got to the office.
by hasbri November 16, 2006
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shit puppet

a male who will have sexual intercourse with anyone including the same sex for booze, smokes , or drugs. the above also refuses to work or collect welfare
sally told bobby that she thought her ex boyfriend was a real shit puppet for haveing sexual intercource with a man for beer.
by Colleen froms the lake April 18, 2009
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Puppet Fucker

A Racial Term for White ethnicity for back woods in bred because they sometimes look like puppets
That Puppet Fucker is trying to get with his sister again.
by Essentric Eric November 29, 2010
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