cunt punt

The female version of the cock block.

Mary was going to hook up with Bob, but Susie cunt punted Mary, so nothing happened.

by Cade D April 11, 2006

Punt

throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)

Jock 1: you still with Jessica

Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Punter

One who innovates and attracts followers, normally by unusual means - an example of which could be barking or creating phrases. Usually a very sexual being who likes to be touched.

Look at him arking and barking, is he serious? He's such a Punter.

by patricia mcbobby January 12, 2009

pugatch

someone who acts like a douche by fucking over women

a.k.a a douchefucker

Yo man that kid was acting like such a pugatch when he cheated on sally.

by HANGR December 14, 2010

And... PUNT!

1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.

1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!

by Blacksberry September 17, 2007

Cunt Punt

1. A female version of the word cock block. When a female tries to prevent you from having a relationship or relations with another person.
2. When a female enters an area dressed provocativly and attemps either to draw attention from you on purpose or to draw attention to her self simply for the sake of drawing attention to herself.
3. A woman who will sleep with your man or woman, knowing that they are in a relationship with you

Terry: "This cunt punting ass whore telling everybody, I got a man at home.
Wendy: "Why she do that?"
Terry: "So I can't talk to Rob. You know he make six figures girl!"

Sharel: Look at this hoe with her titties all out. She done cunt punt the whole club and all the dudes lookin at her ass

Jerry Springer: "Why are you here today"
Lahquandauneeshah: "Jerry, I'm here to beat this cunt puntin' whore ass. She slept with my baby father and she know we got 12 kids toghether. He had me pregnant when I was 13 Jerry!!!!!"

by MJ Wright April 3, 2011

punt the cunt

To punt the cunt refers to punching a girl in the vagina while giving her head.

My ex is annoying so I had sex with her and punt the cunt so she would stop.

by BlueLemming July 31, 2006