prison pussy

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005

prison fever

When a straight man has sex with an efeminite man, due to an excess amount of time away from women and in close contact with an increasing more attractive man.

Being stuck in these all male dorms really brings out my prison fever.
That guy isn't a girl, but he's good enough.
Ugly girl, good looking guy, whats the difference?

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.

Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.

by pljones February 23, 2009

prison yard swagg

the way a person represents themselves. a way to show power and control within the prison yard. helps to define where you belong in the prison game.

look at the fool rite there he still has that prison yard swagg.

by cloudylove4 April 19, 2009

prison coin purse

A term applied to a woman's vagina, when she is smuggling contraban in both her rectum and vagina, also called a matching coin purse.

That bitch is holding dope in her prison wallet and papers in her prison coin purse.

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Prison Sandwhich

A 'sandwhich' made of softened, unseasoned Ramen Noodles stuffed with anything you can find from the prison canteen.

A Florida Prison Sandwich is made of Ramen Noodles and miscellaneous stuffing. The Ramen Noodles are left in the wrapper and enough hot water is added to fill it to the top. Do not add the seasoning from the Ramen Noodle package. In about a minute, pour out the hot water and the noodles will be hot and softer. Let stand in the wrapper for another 2 minutes until cool. Then, find any left over canteen food and stuff the inside of the 2 Ramen Noodle layers.

I love my prison sandwhich stuffed with Veletta rice and beans!

by EmiJEmi May 1, 2010

Prison Pillow

A roll of toilet paper used as a pillow by an inmate in jail.

Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.

by dcafn8ed October 22, 2012