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The Preacher

A mating ritual preformed on the sabbath day of the week between a man & a woman that involves the man inserting both of his arms into the vaginal cavity of his partner to begin the act of prayer which, involves consecutively delivering oral while rotating his hands which are pointing to the heavens within in the vagina. If the oral is to the cliterous then you will be praying to heaven, if oral is delivered to the anus then you will be praying to hell.
Susy wanted to marry Johnny after discovering that Johnny has perfected the preacher.
by DrClappinCheeks March 10, 2025
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Pussy preachin

The act of laying with many men in hopes to convert them to Christianity.
"Oooh girl she be pussy preaching these hood rats"
by Vocabulraptor April 28, 2025
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bait and preach

the act of doing something that you proclaim as truth yet you turn around and do it yourself.
hypocrisy at its finest.

bait and switch but when accused you use the excuse "i was there to preach"
perfect example stay off facebook but i am on twitter.
pastor Johnny Mack: tbn is of the devil
guy: well weren't you on there preacher ?
john mac: uh well yeah
guy: well didnt you say stay away from them?
john mac : i went there to preach!
guy : isnt that bait and preach?
by luvdady April 8, 2010
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That Vegan Preacher

a common nickname for the famous YouTuber and TikTok influencer "That Vegan Teacher"
Have you seen That Vegan Preacher's latest video?
Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.
by wordyteen January 27, 2024
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That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuber “That Vegan Teacher
Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?
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If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.
“ you cant preach if you cant teach David
by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025
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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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