scp porn

Really good sex of monsters from the game scp containment breach usually dumbasses like me look at it

People- do you watch porn

Me- nah I watch scp porn
People- fucking weirdo

by Olivia lysee September 30, 2020

Porn Stick

A portable USB device for storing your collection of porn and other things (like work).

Jimmy whipped out his porn stick, rammed it into the laptop and loaded his Power Point presentation.

by Yellowdawg November 2, 2010

child porn

get on fortnite

you: yo child porn
friend: 1 sec

by i drink sulfuric acid October 30, 2022

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

Porn address

Your alternative web based email address to which your friends send jpgs, mp3s,pdfs, wmvs, wavs and other deemed inappropriate materials that would otherwise be blocked by your employer's email filters.

Unemployed friend: Did you get that hilarious video clip that I sent you?

Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.

by David Irwin July 27, 2006

Christian porn

An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.

I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.

by pandeism October 1, 2010

Midget Porn

Pornographic imagery of a short and stout subject. Some images may contain little imp like people dressed as beloved family film characters such as Oompa Loompas, Smurfs and Flying Monkeys. The images or videos depict these lil fellows getting jiggy with it and sometimes humping a larger person's leg.

I love me some Midget Porn, especially 'Bridgette the Midget Fucks' and 'Willy Wank Her Cum Factory'

by CornershopMen August 18, 2018