Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Chris pope

Fat 50 year old virgin

I just saw a chris pope

by Whale Gina July 28, 2022

send the pope

(1) Having your best friend or significant other coming and making you feel better in an instant.

(2) Someone important to you that's not family making you feel better through text or call because of a mental illness you have.

(3) Someone coming to the rescue right when you need it.

(1) Hey Meg, can you send the pope?

(2) Send the pope please.

(3) I need you to send the pope cause this party blows.

by Jonelle167 June 28, 2016

Pope

The type of dude that thinks he gets ass and thinks he has everything figured out. In all reality, he’s a simp and one of the slummiest in the group. Commonly seen as the biggest puss in the group.

Thank God I’m not Pope. You’re the Pope of the group.

by YungKingDave March 9, 2020

Pope of Simps

Someone who is a fool and forgetful

Uggh there goes the Pope of Simps again

by Pope2 May 3, 2022

Pope's Nuts

A tasteful alternative to the exclamation "Holy Balls"

"Pope's Nuts this ice cream is good"
"Ahh Pope's Nuts. I forgot my wallet"

by PWAP June 30, 2022

Popely

To act in a pope like fashion

He spotted me a Yuengling, that was mighty popely of him.

by M_Jeeze December 21, 2010