Popping Lube

Masturbating with massive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your jizz and the lube.

1."Dude I just popped lube like its my day job"

2."Bro I popped lube and had my sister clean it up... Told her i just spilled lotion... Ha"

3."Popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread"

by LubeBoy6969 July 26, 2013

Popping a Razzi

When a very energetic fanboy or fangirl does something especially insane to get the attention of a star.

Bursting out of nowhere and streaking down the red carpet in front of Jennifer Lawrence is an example of Popping a Razzi.

by Bowlesthepopsicle August 4, 2014

pooping argument

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016

Popping a tent

When someone wearing pants has a boner resembleing a tent

You could tell John was popping a tent after Ma. Henry bent over in front of him

by NiftyMuthaFucker March 8, 2017

Pooping a Keyhole

Shitting in a urinal.

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.

by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017

Pooping

Pooping is reverse fucking yourself.

Guy1: My friend went to the bathroom, and took at long time to get back.
Guy2: He was properly pooping.

by KennenKamikaze July 15, 2018

piping bag

When a female pokes a hole in a condom and the male counterpart squeezes the remnants onto her cakes

Dude I’m so ready to use my piping bag on your little sister

by Uncookedchocken October 26, 2018