Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 4, 2017

Sarah Poarch

Fat, bitchy, STD-infested whore. Don't get anywhere near her without some sort of weapon. Preferrably one that will decapitate her.

"That fat, bitch Sarah Poarch tried to steal my man!"

by 522ahhhh November 10, 2009

pooch

The combination of the anus and vagina, basically a 'poo cooch'

I saw some weird pooch porn the other day. As gross as it was it was kind of a turn on...

by Swyss December 25, 2008

pooch

pooch (v. tr.)
- to fall asleep; to pass out
- has gone to sleep

pooched (v. intr.)
- to be asleep

I'm so tired, I'm about ready to pooch.
-- Where's John? -- Pooched on the couch.
When did you finally pooch last night?

by mickeyb1ueeyes July 16, 2008

Poocheezmo

An alienated figure discovered in December of 1990.
Derrived from the word "pooch" meaning dog-like and "cheese" meaning smelly humanoid and "mo" meaning one of the three stooges.

Damn! what an ugly assed poocheezmo!
That poocheezmo is sooo rofls!
That poocheezmo is in a lollers state.

by Mr. Pajamas January 22, 2005

poochie-outtie

Any object that protrudes or sticks out where it shouldn't, looks weird, or where it is inconvenient. To extend outward beyond a usual point.

Omigod, look at the belly on that dude...what a poochie-outtie he's got goin' on there! Eeeww!

by Lindsey September 16, 2006

pooch master

A pooch is the master of dogs. In their free time likes to wrestle them for food as well as for pleasure.

Lisa is the pooch master

by biff734534 March 7, 2008