Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)

I gave your mom a poon smack last night.

by Jack March 6, 2004

Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 3, 2005

Poon-Balloon

That puff of fat often wedged between a fat bitches belt and her massive thighs. It is a balloon of fat which covers the poon region and is, in most cases, encased by tight ass pants.

Question: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Answer: "I can see your massive Poon-Balloon......GET SURGERY BITCH!"

by Dell.556 July 25, 2011

Poon Dip

One whom is a pussy. Someone that will do anything at the cost of his friends to attept to get some poon

A guy that fails so miserabley at getting puss, officailly becomes a Pun Dip.

"Do you want some chips to go with that poon dip?"

Dude, you will do anything for some puss, you pun dip lil bitch!

by USDJON November 10, 2006

poon jab

An excuse to use the word "poon"

Dont poon jab me!

by Himura May 29, 2003

poon-tank

Derogitory term for the bitch you're fuckin.

Man, 'dats my poon tank callin, I gotta take this.

by N Dog February 19, 2005

poon jab

to continuously fist away at willing or unwilling anal or vaginal cavity with no remorse whatsoever. It is usally done with fellow coworkers watching and cheering on the poon jabber by screaming "WHOOT THERE IT IS!"

My and the guys got off of work and went to Luke's mom's house and I poon jabbed the shit out of her!
It was so much fun we all went to Burger King came back and poon jab her some more, but this time in her brown eye!

by getsome3378 February 10, 2009