Police

A professional asshole. Often found eating donuts and inflicting misery upon others.
Cannot even entertain the idea that he/she could be wrong about something. In their minds, they are infallible.
Someone who hates fun.

I accidentally ran a stop sign today, and of course the asshole police were right there to give me a ticket. $400 and higher insurance for a single mistake, thanks popo.

Dude, there was a knife fight in the hall of my apartment. Took the popo 45 minutes to get there. Probably because they wouldn't be able to write anyone tickets, so it wasn't a priority.

Fuck the police.

by Teleboner April 17, 2010

POLICE CAR

ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE

WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Transport Police

Fake police without guns or dogs, all they get is a bus pass and a whistle

oh no the police are coming, don't worry it's just the transport police....they are fake police

by TTTTT_58 July 22, 2008

Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

Shut Up Police

A person who is constantly "shh"ing everyone, even when they aren't talking

**silence in the classroom**
Daniel: SHH!!
Emma: We didn't say anything Daniel
Daniel:SHH!
Steven: God damn, we can't even breathe with the shut up police here

by Stephen S September 30, 2005

policeman

That cute local that gives you these cool looking bracelets and invites you to his house!

That policeman is polite!

by nooneshouldnomyname December 23, 2019

coronado police department

a police department in sandiego california.on a small island called coronado.the police are known to have a bad reputation mainly because they have nothing better to do but bust young kids and teenagers for riding a bicycle with out a helmet.there are way too many cops. and they are all pussys.

coronado kid:dood when i was bringing u this herb i saw 8 cops.
other kid:really?! how far did u go?
coronado kid:2 blocks!
other kid:I HATE THE CORONADO POLICE DEPARTMENT!

by xxbeep-boppxx June 13, 2009