poebot

a person who has the ability to recite long and historical poems or declarations. only applicable if at parties or at least large crowds of people.

In order to be considered a poebot, he/she must be able to recite the gettysburg address and a poem from Edgar Allan Poe.

Origin: Poe in poebot refers to Edgar Allan Poe and of course the first part of poet.

must be able to recite without pauses and easily heard over crowds of people.

"Dude, that guy has recited the gettysburg address and the raven like 10 times already"

-"Yeah, I know he's like a robot for poetry"

"Man, a poebot"

by regina fireside June 29, 2009

poem

A series of rhyming verses compiled most often by young men who desperatly want to get sex.

Hey man, it worked, i wrote a gay ass poem and she fucked me!

by Aaron_H May 24, 2007

Pokemong

"Pokemong" is a name given to someone who loves Pokemon so much, that he/she's becoming incredibly annoying and everyone just wants to avoid that person.
This is seen as an addition to the given name, "Mong"; But as pokemon is included into the equation: It's more... offensive and exact.
A "Pokemong" is usually located between the ages of 6 and 12, but there have been cases of people aged 20 or above to be one!
*A group of Pokemongs are referenced as "Pokemongae".*

Person 1: Hey dudes! Did you see the the Pokemon Movie in the cinema yet?? IT..IS...AMAZING! Mewtwo is just sooo cool, I got him on card! Who's your favourite pokemon? Is it.. Charmander, Squirtle, Charizard, Evee?? Or maybe...

Person 2: You are such a Pokemong now, Ash. Get with the times, Yu-Gi-Oh is the best!

by Ogran January 6, 2010

Pokemon GO

A overrated game where you catch Pokemanz. You also GO get egged and get almost shot the shit out of by a jerk.

Pokemon GO sucks.

by Badcatalex July 17, 2016

pokemon

Stupid thing that runs around saying it's own name all day!

"i gotta catch that pokemon!"
"GO WEAKEN IT PIKACHU, use ur thunderbolt!"
"pika! pika pika! pikachu PEEEKA CHOOOO!! (translate, NO SCREW YOU!)

by tehPeanut February 25, 2008

poemelt

noun. po'-e-melt

1. a poem that melts your heart, especially one written for you or about you, or sent to you in a card.
2. the feeling of having your heart melted by a poem, song, artsy drama, musical chik-flik, or a good poetic line from your sweetie.

Poemelt from my sweet Miss J

Outside the snow is glistening...
And my heart just breathes a sigh.
How I wish that you were here,
To hold me close, just you and I .

I'd wrap my arms around you,
Gently pull you to my chest.
Then kiss you very softly...
My heart full of tenderness.

Yes, I'd hold you close forever,
As a tear escapes my eye...
Because of all I'm feeling,
Of all the years gone by.

How I long to hold and touch you,
Clasp your tender hand in mine,
Outside today it's snowing...
But there's a fire in this heart of mine.

by Gallavantin December 14, 2009

Pokemonkey

Person who is addicted to Pokemon in all its forms, i.e., books, playing cards, the TV series, and video games.

Brian knows all the special abilities in his cards---he's a real Pokemonkey.

by pentozali December 15, 2011