piss baby

A person, typically male (and wealthy), who is immature and gets ANGWY when they’re called out on their bullshit, toxic behavior and lack of morals. (see; Donald J. Trump)

Wow, Donald Trump is SUCH a piss baby!

by urban THICCtionary January 13, 2020

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

piss poor

1)to be extremely broke (out of money)

2)a word to describe something that's inadequate.

1)im gonna be piss poor this month since i spent all my paycheck on crack.

2)I hired someone to paint my car but they did a piss poor job.

by mullett December 21, 2002

piss of an angry camel

The taste of Absolut's 'Peppar' Vodka.

To be compared unfavourably with Kremlinoskaya pepper Vodka

Usually pronounced with a false French Accent.

"Merde, 'zis tastes like ze piss of an angry camel!"

by MikkyB November 8, 2008

pissage

Spillage of piss onto something other than an appropriate receptacle.

Vince leaves pissage on the toilet rim, I'm never inviting him to house parties again.

by NoName0 July 22, 2008

Piss-arc

When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.

"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

by "THE de Latour FACTOR" February 16, 2010