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Portuguese Piper

When one smokes the reefer and while still baked helps a friend get on his level by having the friend take hits off of what resides in his stomach by 1. lighting a fart on fire to spark the bowl 2. carbing the mouth with a hand 3. then to take the hit while lighting the fart the friend sucks the dick of the friend who is lit and carbs the mouth to take a hit.
"Dude get your girl to give me the portuguese piper"
by Ethan Law March 13, 2009
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ass piper

a very ugly person that has a pipe up there ass. it is illegal to be an ass piper in all 50 states but one. the one state that does allow it is Alaska. but hey sarah palin is the major there so what did u expect??? an ass piper is normally a male. with brown gay ass emo hair. but he doesnt look very emo he just looks like a douche. most ass pipers live in alaska because its legal. if you do happen to encounter an ass piper just throw snow at it and it will wine and walk away if you do not have snow available just find the closest object available for throwing and throw it at the ass piper if you follow these instructions you will be safe from the ass piper. :)
the douche looking brett kid over there looks like an ass piper we have to throw snow at him to stay safe.

the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.
by awesomenessinabox February 18, 2010
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Piper

a jerkface who is conceded and rude. she isnt nice and she is never nice nor helpful. you cannot trust a Piper she will let you down. She isnt funny and loves to Be with Aundrea's but cant be one. Even though she wants 2 be.
Aundrea: hey I am having a bad day someone was very rude to me
Elizaberth: was it a Piper
Aundrea: ya!
by marcalene220 October 27, 2011
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Piper

A respectable being, thicc asab, but she high key a hoe.
Damn that guy is more than a hoe than piper
DAMMMNNNNNNN
by SPEEDSKRRRTER November 8, 2019
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Piper

A ugly but strong girl who has a lot of guy friends but loves to hang with her girls, she most likely plays lacrosse and definitely plays basketball and is a legend at it, not only can she take a punch but she can also throw one!! She always stands up for herself and friends, if you mess with any of her friends she’ll mess you up and put you back in your place, she never lets anyone point in her face and tell her she’s not good enough (and usually her main ones names are Brianna and Nathan)
Kim:Who’s your best friend
Brianna: piper

Kim: damn your lucky
by Piperrr the great February 28, 2020
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Piper

very pretty girl, who has always got to have lots of friends. Their also real ignorant so u wouldn't wanna hook up with one of them. They only care abt their best friends, nearly all her friends are her best friends. and if your not her best friend she finna drop chu soon. And shes usually a hoe along with her hoey friends. if she b friends with a non hoe well she gonna drop it, she only like hoes.
"dude is that her!? Shes gotta be a Piper"
by ryanalexandah April 15, 2020
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Piper

Piper is a very bitchy girl and blames everyone for her problems
Omg shes such a piper
Ikr
by Rainaisabitch September 30, 2020
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