percendefinitely

When you have too say a smart word when you’re having a convo with Jeyma

My fat math teachers hair cut is the gæ, 100 percendefinitely.

by Reece Luxx September 30, 2019

Perengasm

The state of existence where you're in constant orgasmic release.

"Hey, Jimmy, so... think you could give me some advice? I'm having a hard time 'getting it up' lately since my divorce."

"Sure! You asked the right guy. I've been in a perengasmic state for 3 years since I learned how to insert masturbatory hand movement here."

by ShiroOni November 20, 2019

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020

perpunctuious

Something that feels right or close to perfect.

Life feels perpunctuious right now.

by Floration May 11, 2020

Porpenzo

Probably has downs, farts uncontrollably, a real one, big ole throbbing cock, and is a kid at heart

Porpenzo has a big ole throbbing penis

by Thee philosopher June 8, 2020

Pepentrate

That one emote from NJcheeselive on twitch

Person 1: Man did you see that face he made?

Person 2: was that was an NJpepentrate

by happybday October 25, 2020

Percent Down

When a woman romantically asks to give you head and/or offers to peg you, declining her offer will make her angry and will result in an outburst of anger which will get you gripped IRL

Hey, want some percent downs?

by Colt69420XD November 26, 2020