A male who is obsessed with a girl but will never get any action from her, and will die a virgin. The only action he will ever get will be from his own unwilling hand(see molesterbation).
by daytonizer April 17, 2008
Get the pace mug.A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart. The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles. People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and intended by God to die, only to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them living freaks.
John has a Pacemaker, yo!
by Mr. Mammon July 30, 2008
Get the pacemaker mug.The most annoying person u will ever meet, unfortunately had no friends or social life, but does like to hug the little shit out of certain people, but overall no one likes him and his only friend is his Nan
Greg: ewww do u smell that
billy: ewww yes! I bet it’s pacey
Greg: oh yeah definitely, that boy STINKS
billy:no wonder his only friend is his nan
billy: ewww yes! I bet it’s pacey
Greg: oh yeah definitely, that boy STINKS
billy:no wonder his only friend is his nan
by Issy wizzy July 30, 2020
Get the Pacey mug.An Individual who works and gets paid on Thursday but decides to take off either Friday or Monday for a longer weekend and Jew Jack's those stuck at work.
by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
Get the johnny paycheck mug.by urbangator March 25, 2004
Get the Parcels mug.Stupid,,Retarded,,Fat,,Ugly Girl who is so annoying and wishes she was cool.. Asks stupid questions,, bugs the crap out of people,, Has NO Friends, and wishes she had a boyfriend!
by Payge-Hater January 1, 2012
Get the Payge mug.