sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

by TheNewSam May 26, 2019

Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.

Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...

by ™One June 1, 2019

Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

by Justketchup May 29, 2020

Snow patrol

Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood

T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away

by Tjsnipe November 22, 2020

cut patrol

when you drive around aimlessly with your friends, find spots (cuts) to post up at, and use these cuts as future reference points

1: Yo wtm?
2: Idk there's nothing to do
1: Lets go on cut patrol with the boys?
2: yee say less
1: yeee

by mensuh December 23, 2020