Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Parking Garage

To fit at least 10 phallic members in a single person's hole at once.

"Yo, I fit like 26 dicks in her last night bro. I parking garaged that b*tch."

by UNRStudent March 16, 2020

Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."

Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.

by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020

parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

parking lot things

welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee

hey dont speak bout parking lot things

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Parking lot Grandslam

Is the action of engaging in sex of a fist fight in a parking lot, preferably a Dennys parking lot.

You, me, Saturday at 9. Parking lot grandslam. Loser buys grandslams.

by Pseudomoose December 7, 2020

Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina

John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"

by Newbski May 27, 2021