Panda

Amazing animals that god let rome on the earth.Like all other animals they walk around naked . Accept pandas don't care about anything, as well as being so freaking cute. To master the art of the panda you must:
-Sleep in to late
-Roll everywhere instead of walking
-not care about anything
-and live in your house because you have to walk around naked forever

oh, and one last thing if you have ANYTHING to cuddle. Cuddle it like there is no tommorow

"DUDE, I mastered the art of pandas!"
"﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'rly?"
"yeah!"
"its 9 in the mornin'"
"So?..."
"pandas sleep till afternoon

by omfgcat July 4, 2016

buffalo pancake

When a man proceeds to drop a runny dump (the pancake) on a fat chick's (the buffalo's) hot, sweaty back. The action must be immediately followed up by the man shooting his load (the syrup) on the pancake shaped poo.

Danny gave me the warmest buffalo pancake last night. I would have ate it but I'm watching my figure.

by Chris Tang January 31, 2008

pancake boobs

Spread apart boobs. Not so much big as they are wide. Closer to the armpits than the center of the chest.

Darcey: "My boobs are so big!"
Britney: "No, they're wide. You have fricken pancake boobs."

by Pworldbeotchiecrapface March 1, 2008

panda

slang term for Opana (oxymorphone)

"the panda had me fucked up last night."

by derpyderp12345 July 8, 2012

mexican pancake

Beans on a tortilla with salsa. Usually frito bean dip.

Dude im so poor i had tomake a mexican pancake!

by Anon February 2, 2005

Golden Panda

A golden panda is when a guy pisses in a girls asshole, then, upon empty bladder, the girl gets up in a squat position and does a lap around the room, while keeping the piss in her ass.

Scott proceeded to execute the "golden panda" on his girlfriend Katherina, who successfully completed the lap in olympic record time.

by Git-r-Dun January 11, 2009

sexual panda

a panda who is very horny and is arosed easily by other pandas

Damn that sexual panda is really banging her hard

by ... August 9, 2003