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paki

the term 'paki' is racist except when pakistanis call themselves it between each other. the it is short for pakistanis. it can also mean the person is really cool.
a: OMGWTF that guy is amazing!
b: Yes he's a Paki!

A: I am from pakistan
B: Yay we are both Paki

a: Oi ya Paki
b: Fuck off or i'll bomb ya!
by MEizPAKI February 18, 2007
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pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.
"Athers has got another fucking pair!"
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005
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pairaplegic

While pair programming, when your partner mysteriously becomes unable to do simple tasks for himself like getting a drink.
Alex became a pairaplegic when he asked me to scratch his nose.
by Stefan Mai July 3, 2008
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Lund Pakora

There’s only a single group of friends in the entire world that go by this name. To them Lund pakora is more than a friendship it’s family 👆🏽
I wish I had a group of friends as close as Lund pakora is.
by Lund pakora November 4, 2021
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pakis

plural, noun, offensive. singular is "paki"

rude slang for Muslims. You shouldn't say it because it is offensive to most people.

Assholes will often discriminate against "pakis" because they accuse them of rape, theft, murder, etc... However, people that are racist to Muslims (or anyone for that matter) are dumbshits who think they are being sophisticated and important by calling their fellow humans "primitives" and "brown pieces of shit".
lets assume that the "pakis" guys name is "George":

Good guy: "hey dude we got the same score on this math test"
"George": "oh cool"
Asshole: "dude omg thats imposserable"
Good guy: "shut the fuck up asshole"
(Good guy and "George" high five )

Today I went to the grocery store to get some food and some douchebag called this other guy a "Paki". I kicked the douchebag in the balls. Then I continued to mind my own business, and i bought some 2% milk, some cookies, and a bag of chips.
by joeb360 April 26, 2011
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Grow a pair of tits

When a woman is acting sheepish or timid about doing something, someone can inform that person, "To be a woman and grow a pair of tits".

This expression is derived from the term male colleagues would utter towards each other, if a member of the group is acting in a timid or sheepish manor regarding a certain situation, "Be a man and grow a pair of balls".
Ann, stop being such a pussy and grow a pair of tits!
by DoritoM November 30, 2019
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pairshnuh

a word meaning "i am retarded, T McJenkins."
HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU!.... ahem... pairshnuh.
by E-Rock Obscene January 14, 2004
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