pump king

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.

Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.

by Mike Panama April 30, 2022

forehead pump

When too much blood and energy rushes to your brain when you're working out.

Whenever Vivian hits leg day hard on decline leg press, she gets forehead pumps.

Legends say even her sister has forehead pump.

by roomies123456 November 12, 2022

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.

James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night

by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022

local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022