Smoke the pole

Slang term for a blow job!

Excuse my young lady, do you smoke the pole?

by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009

keep her off the pole

Offering a woman other options -- any options -- to secure her financial livelihood rather than resorting to working as a stripper, or other acts of desperation in the sex industry (prostitution, relying on a Sugar Daddy, working in porno, posing as a nude model)

I gave the girl a job cleaning my house...anything to keep her off the pole!
After my favorite ho' went to rehab and got clean, I had to help find the girl some work -- anything to keep her off the pole!
REFERENCE IN CONTEMPORARY CULTURE --
Chris Rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
"if your daughters a stripper, you fucked up." and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, "my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" Check it on YouTube

by henryblue2u September 14, 2013

up the pole

Pregnant, usually unplanned, Irish slang, as in "knocked up"

From the great Irish film, THE SNAPPER:
"She's gone and got herself up the pole"

by Petra777 January 13, 2008

Fishing pole

When you cum in a girls mouth and have a string of your jizz connecting your penis to the girls mouth.

Your penis is the pole your jizz is the string and the girl is the fish

I fished that bitch onto my dick via a fishing pole

by Andrew schreefer February 4, 2009

Paint the Pole

When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.

Dude, that chick painted my pole.

by Blake February 26, 2004

bare pole

When you go to have sex with a girl and you refuse to use a condom, and slip it into her without protection.

"So I lubes it up, and I droves it in her, and she says, 'What are ya doin'?' and I said, "Bitch, you're gettin' 'er bare pole tonight"

by Dorey May 16, 2006

Scrotum Pole

penis, cock, anything phallic, penile

boys have scrotum poles and girls have vaginas

by FreaKnFurter November 16, 2005