playing the organ

Jerking off. Masturbation.

Bob: I walked in to Jim's room and that skeeze was playing the organ to a video of my sister's dance class

Jeff: So what, I play the organ IN your sister's dance class

Bob: Ah hell, who am I kidding? So do I.

by ScubaSteve4235 January 30, 2008

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010

Playing Bullshit

When someone or something gives you a rather irritating and most likely unnecessary problem that proves to really hinder progress at something.

I posted a video on Youtube with a clip of The Ramones for no longer than 5 seconds. Now the site is playing bullshit with me and I have to go through all this legal stuff to keep my account from being suspended.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 4, 2011

playing fetch

golf always; soccer usually

TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?

*world football (whatever)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

Playing the Ponies

This phrase is actually a mistake. Instead, one should say "playing the horses". Playing the Ponies is something small boys would say.

Eric received a text message that the ponies were loose and used an incorrect sentence involving playing the ponies.

by death row April 11, 2011

playing doggy

fucking a chick doggy style in the butt, while she drinks out of the toilet you shat in

Kacia and josh were playing doggy when josh decided to give her a swirly after donkey punching her

by josh nis June 30, 2008

playing toast

Get one gay male (excited) and use him in a "game" that consists of him and 3 other straight males. Get a piece of toast, turn out the lights, and say last person to jiz on it has to eat it. The three straight males do not even jiz on it(because they know the game) then the gay man does jiz on it and has to eat it.

Hey billy (gay guy) lets play toast!

by Vaughn Jark January 13, 2003