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Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!
Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!
by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011
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Pickle Nose

A Pickle Nose is defined as follows: A piece of shit, big crater pitted nose, rude, arm pit sweat stained shirt, a purposeful floor pisser, butterface, free food scrounging hick Billy Bob Thornton unintelligible grunt talking pickle fuck bear fucker. A complete worthless hunk of shit metal in a work environment. A real racist animal no one likes, except other long dead racist shitkickers like him. He's definitely that kind of person that hangs out by the restroom, so he can get a whiff of others peoples shit they left behind. Pickle Nose tends to walk around aimlessly under the false pretense and looks for an used "wank sock" piece of tissue paper he left behind. A truly disgusting piece of bile waste corn frittered shite. Even calling pickle nose a piece of shit is an insult to external shit everywhere.
"I really hate Pickle Nose. He ate all of our lunches, shit in the hallway, pissed on floor of the bathroom, raped the wall and pissed off everyone in the workplace because of "piss" poor racist attitude"

"I really wish ole' Pickle Nose would drop dead sometime soon. His butterface drives me insane with desire. How am I supposed to get any work done?"
by X-File Cummander June 20, 2014
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Pickle Smoker

by anonymous March 22, 2004
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pickle window

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
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Pickle Pocket

I took this skank home from the club and totally pounded her pickle pocket.
by -Veno- September 1, 2010
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pickle jar face

The strained look on one's face while trying to open a pickle jar lid (or similar lid) which requires exerting substantial force. This look is often displayed by males when experiencing intense concentration during a sexual performance.
When Randy was caught having sex in the backseat of his car, he prominently displayed pickle jar face as he pumped the girl with determination.
by Trucker Ass January 16, 2008
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Pickle Sneaker

One who buys fried pickles at one shoppe and sneaks them into another in order to enjoy other shoppe's merriment while enjoying the first's fried pickles.
We were pickle sneakers in order to properly enjoy trivia night at an establishment that had no fried pickles.
by Saxby B. Toughnstuff September 24, 2009
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