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dirty peen

A sexy mother fucker called owen. The keyboard seems to autocorrect the name to Peen and so we can insinuate that with such a name, he himself is the owner of one such massive peen.
Me and dirty peen are going to the 24h shop to go swing our 12 inch nobs on all the KA drinks
by K4ne_sb February 15, 2021
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CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).
Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!
by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020
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Peenalope

Peenalope comes from the name penelope...but for people who cant...say it...like Penis wringles with no life...You may want to look up penis wrinkle...
Hey Peenalope, hows it hanging!
Peenalope, your left boob is sagging...
by Brittney Crites April 7, 2005
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Peen

Shortened version of the word penis. Excellent to use around people who you know won't understand right away. Often used in conversations about sexual intercourse or sex lives.
I.e- Justin- " hey Jimmy you have a baby peen and you get no hoes " Jimmy - " that's not what your mom said she loves my big peen"
by A.larsun August 6, 2011
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e-peen

Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.
On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.
by Rougie March 30, 2004
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peen

the worst insult for a fat cricketer with little talent.
That fatty from G'bro is a right peen
by Legend88888 December 9, 2010
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Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.
Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”
by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019
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