pretend shoes

Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:

Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?

by thatbastard December 2, 2009

pink shoe

When you successfully shove your entire foot in a girls vagina

Connor:" Yo what happened with Chloe last night?"
Evan: " She tried giving me a fart pickle so I gave that bitch a pink shoe"
Connor:" Nice one!"

by Connor&Seth November 15, 2017

Random shoe

a shoe that you see that does not have a match in sight

survey- what is around you right now

answerer- ipod, pillow, tissue box, random shoe

by razzizzle October 21, 2009

Shoe Fucked

Basically When Someone Puts Their Foot Up Your Ass

Guy 1:your such a retard
Guy 2:Shut Up
Guy 1:Make Me

Guy 2:(Puts Foot Up Ass)
Another Guy:Hahaha You Just Got Shoe Fucked

by Lawrence Guzman January 13, 2011

Shoe room

A room for shoe's built by a male lacking testosterone. Typically this male will give up his office to create a shoe room.

This male will build the room for fear that his girl will make him do more laundry or cook 5 course meals.

A male who builds a shoe room typically loves American Idol and drives a mini-van.

Matt built a shoe room for Natalie instead of having an office.

by HGI May 14, 2010

Plastic Shoes

Word for corfram shoes sometimes worn by military personnel. So named because of their resemblance to plastic, and the friendly jabbing by people who put in the effort to shine their shoes.

Also known as 'Cheater Shoes'.

"Hey, are those plastic?"
"Nah, I spent four hours shining them."

"I'll never wear plastic shoes."

by ShineRag April 18, 2010

Cruzy's Shoes

Crusty, dusty, musty, rusty, and Crusygirl's favorite thing in the whole world. Face it cruz... we all know you got them from a sewer.

You're almost as crusty as Cruzy's shoes

by Lol ur fav student April 27, 2021