A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.
Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?
George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016
Get the Jump-Fuckermug. Occurs when one comsumes an abundant and diverse amonut of flavors at once. The mulitiude of flavors consumed will be tasted one after another, almost like reciving multiple punches from multiple people.
by mcmajuicebox7 February 4, 2018
Get the Jumped by flavorsmug. Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
by swaggerblob October 11, 2017
Get the blob jumpmug. A moment of clarity during drunken fun.
Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.
by nexttech June 20, 2011
Get the hyper jumpmug. by Amplifyer May 29, 2017
Get the City Jumpingmug. The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.
-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!
by SS January 22, 2004
Get the jump valuemug. by Rose Teresa July 13, 2017
Get the Buffalo jumpmug.