Old Greg

the best sea creature dude on youtube EVER.

hes hilariouso and SEXXIIII

quote from the Old Greg video:


Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish

by MHolz April 23, 2009

To the old lady

When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink

Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages

by Lawn chair January 7, 2017

old chestnut

A clichéd lie.

A: The cheque is in the post.

B: Don't give me that old chestnut

by bucolicdictionary July 24, 2021

old clothes

slang term used for oxycontin

sup brah, you know where I can get some old clothes

by lextown snowman June 11, 2008

old soldier

Any used and already empty bottles of booze or cigarette stubs

The old bum bent over to pick up an old soldier off the ground.

by Macrouniverse May 8, 2018

Old Betsy

Something old looking and/or barely functioning.

"Look Ma, Joe got Old Betsy run'n."

by 123_not_it July 23, 2016

old penny

The aftertaste left in your mouth after eating butt or tossing salad.

“Man, no matter how much you clean that ass, it’s always gonna taste like an old penny”

by erbuxx September 4, 2020