Crawlback number

The phone number you use to call up your ex to try to get back together with them.

"So, after your ex told you that you're a failure as a man, that you were a failure as a husband, and that you would've been a failure as a father, you're still going to try to get back together with her? How are you even going to reach her? I thought she blocked you from everything."
"I think I still have her cell in my incoming call history, so I'll just use that as a crawlback number."

by Tochterlieber September 21, 2014

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008

Number 8

Maggots inside Big Mac?!?!?! In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickles were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawling around the patties.

Guy: can i get a big mac
Mcdonald's guy: ye that will be 4 dollars and 21 cents
Man: NUMBAH ATE MAGITS INSYD BEEG MAHK
Guy: no way number 8 is crazy imma order a little mac (from punch out)

by TDS Dyno March 29, 2023

Number 8

The number, in a sequence going in numerical order, that comes after the number 7. However, this number also comes before the number 9.

In special cases, the number 8 can be seen in the number 18, 80, 88, 100,548 and the infinity symbol.

Number 8 occurrences: 8, 18, 88, and also 465,624,572,456,134,524,563,461,346,236,352,468 <--number 8

by anonymous April 19, 2022

gua number

A number determined by your birthday that has to do with Feng Shui.

"My gua number is 9"
"Whoa what's a gua number"
"My gua number is 9. My sign is fire"

by poopisbyjamiesayshi February 9, 2010

dirty number

A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.

If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is

5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30

My dirty number is 148, what's yours?.

by F64 December 15, 2011

number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.

hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?

by tony August 1, 2004