Puddle Fishing

The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.

Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.

by MLE vonn June 23, 2005

Block Fishing

When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!

I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh

by Mr.Dinoman August 16, 2018

Ian Fish

Ian fish is a guy named Ian who is holding a fish, and his friends make fun of him for it.

“Omg I edited this pic of Ian fish”
“I’m in the Ian Fish Cult on TikTok”
*chanting* “IAN FISH. IAN FISH. IAN FISH.”

by FuturePersinger February 21, 2022

fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.

Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!

by incinerator March 02, 2012

slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

by Dolbarado April 09, 2013

Fish Fetish

A sexual attraction to fish, an uncommon fetish. In the Simpsons episode ‘A Fish Called Selma’ it is inferred that Troy Mclure has a fish fetish. Popular fish to form this fetish is Octopus or eel.

“Is it true that Troy Mclure has a fish fish fetish?”
“He does WHAT with the fish?!??”

by A random dyke May 01, 2021

gravy fishing

the act of obtaining all available condiments of a fastfood chain, usually KFC gravy, in an attempt to have an opportunity to flirt with female customers who also want the said condiments

"Hencie's hobby is gravy fishing because he loves them hoes." -Champxf

by Loads of Kikis May 26, 2008