ramen noodles

In the simplest terms, sodium soup.

Mmmmm eating Ramen Noodles is almost as good as eating salt packets from McDonalds.

by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006

Noodle Dip

The sexual act of inserting a flacid (limp) penis into a woman's mouth or vagina.

My friend Louie noodle dipped some chick last night.

That chick was so loose that I could noodle dip her pussy.

by D-Rock C August 29, 2009

Knocking The Noodle

1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.

I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005

poop noodle

After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.

I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.

by shenugh April 4, 2009

eating my chicken noodle soup

When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.

You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...

by el poppa drano August 26, 2007

noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Happy Noodle Boy

Possibly one of the stupidest but funniest things known to man. It's right up there with Napoleon Dynamite. It's mostly about a stick figure who walks around yelling things at people. It's written by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, which is written by Jhonen Vasquez.

"I fly like Wilma."
"You deny me freshmaker?!?!"

by Morbid x Curiousity April 20, 2005