I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.
by short bear November 14, 2023

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"
by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.
Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...
by UrbanDictionaryProblems April 20, 2018

1. Taylor Swift (she says it)
im a swiftie so i like her even if shes the problem
2. me
im the worst problem ever
i do whatever the hell i want, no cap
u cant stop me evr
im a swiftie so i like her even if shes the problem
2. me
im the worst problem ever
i do whatever the hell i want, no cap
u cant stop me evr
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

A phrase used by Dresiarze.
(Polish) Literally means "got any problem?". Usually used by Polish Dresiarze when they want to fuck you up for no reason. When hearing this phrase in Poland from a criminal-looking guy in a tracksuit, better run away.
It is mostly used as a whole sentence, without any additions, but sometimes you can hear a one-to -two word insult at the end, like "debilu" or "pierdolony cwelu".
(Polish) Literally means "got any problem?". Usually used by Polish Dresiarze when they want to fuck you up for no reason. When hearing this phrase in Poland from a criminal-looking guy in a tracksuit, better run away.
It is mostly used as a whole sentence, without any additions, but sometimes you can hear a one-to -two word insult at the end, like "debilu" or "pierdolony cwelu".
by PabloBro March 22, 2021

When you try to log into urbandictionary.com and accidentally back go back to the google login page after logging into google
Kevin: "here we go, logged in... crap, I went back a page into google login again... guess I'll enter my Gmail"
urbandictionary.com: "
Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detected
"
urbandictionary.com: "
Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detected
"
by Khumpa March 25, 2023
